13 9 / 2014

13 9 / 2014

lavsch:

br-eathing:

bathmonkeys:

breathing life into the lifeless

Who drew this??

Or snorting a mountain of coke. Perspective is up to you.

lavsch:

br-eathing:

bathmonkeys:

breathing life into the lifeless

Who drew this??

Or snorting a mountain of coke. Perspective is up to you.

(Source: darksilenceinsuburbia, via winteraconite)

13 9 / 2014

agentlooziana:

burned, dude, BURNED

(via joelbyeman)

13 9 / 2014

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • 1: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • 2: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • 1: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • 2: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • 1: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • 2: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • 1: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • 2: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

13 9 / 2014

satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

(via uhmheymyblog)

13 9 / 2014

youngstero:

this headline is like a dream

youngstero:

this headline is like a dream

(via uhmheymyblog)

13 9 / 2014

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

(Source: briannathestrange, via heyfunniest)

13 9 / 2014

13 9 / 2014

13 9 / 2014

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

(Source: ididntasktobemade, via jeannettehigginbotham)

13 9 / 2014

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

(Source: theslowpokewell, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

08 9 / 2014

08 9 / 2014

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

08 9 / 2014

08 9 / 2014

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

(via can-i-be-the-juan-for-you)