02 9 / 2014

okashido:

rj4gui4r:

toska91:

flexible chair

Sorcery

Wizard craft

okashido:

rj4gui4r:

toska91:

flexible chair

Sorcery

Wizard craft

(via uhmheymyblog)

02 9 / 2014

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

(via uhmheymyblog)

02 9 / 2014

thecolorffooff:

who summon me

thecolorffooff:

who summon me

(Source: rampagedelite, via captainfluffypants)

02 9 / 2014

  • 1: can i borrow a pencil
  • 2: i don't know, CAN you?
  • 1: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

02 9 / 2014

02 9 / 2014

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

(via captainfluffypants)

02 9 / 2014

02 9 / 2014

02 9 / 2014

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

Current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

(via joelbyeman)

02 9 / 2014

quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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(via humorstop)

02 9 / 2014

oreoofficial:

en-rich-ment:

oreoofficial:

i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once

So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.

actually 2 billion of those punches were for you

(Source: oreooficial, via officialfrenchtoast)

02 9 / 2014

02 9 / 2014

crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

(Source: walmarts, via captainfluffypants)

02 9 / 2014

  • 1: nice shirt
  • 2: duDE I'M IN THAT FANDOM

02 9 / 2014

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

(via humorstop)